this is a presidential tall tale written by one of my students in february for presidents' day. he researched JFK by himself...online, at the library, in all of the books about presidents in my classroom...and came up with this. here it is in its original, unedited, amazing form...
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Now everyone knows the story of John F Kennedy- or so they think. But this is the real story. When Kennedy was a kid he got a football injury in his head, so he forgot some things. When he was on his way to Dallas he went to a buffet then he forgot to pay because his injury in football. When the owner Lee Harvey Oswald found out it was too late. He thought, “I’ve got to do something to get revenge.” So he got his gun and decided to go to Dallas. Well JFks football injury caused him to see in the future. He said to his wife Jackie, “let’s go to the car dealership, because the car we have might be a little dangerous.” So he got a hooded bulletproof car. When Lee Harvey Oswald shot the bulletproof car the bullet ricocheted and hit him in the eye. Later, lee Harvey Oswald died and john f Kennedy lived a long life.
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