james: what brings freedom to people, carries books, and has a bad cold?miss ellis: what, james?
james: the ACHOO of Liberty, of course!
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james: hey look! it's a skellington rock band. that's a bottle of ketchup. i knew there had to be a bottle on the piano 'cause they're in a bar. i just couldn't let it be whiskey or i'd get in trouble...
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james: i LOVE black hole sun, miss ellis! do you?
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james: you are the best teacher of my life. i never had a teacher like you!
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james: i really don't like to use the restroom at school...it's yucky...i'll hold it
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james: i know lots of words that have the "er" sound in them! term, germ, worm, sperm!
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james: miss ellis, i want to be jack skellington for the halloween carnival. will you be sally skellington, please?
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james: i love andy warhol so much. especially the silver clouds. but i don't love the woman who looked like a man. she kicked me out...
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