lee and quawn

lee:  miss ellis, quawn be in love with you.  he say he dream about you.

quawn:  naw, miss ellis!  lee be trippin'!

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lee:  miss ellis!  jesus be eatin' glue!  he gonna die!

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quawn:  can do the cupid shuffle.  lee can do the cupid shuffle.  i dare miss ellis to do the cupid shuffle.  in class.  if she don't, she ain't crunk...

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lee:  i peed in the old man's yard and his dog chase me and try to bite my wrong spot!!!